Return of those Elves…

A more modern festive tradition and one that I dread each year is the arrival of two naughty elves on the eve of the 1 December! My head tells me no more, forget it – leave them in the cupboard called the ‘North Pole’ where they return each year on Christmas Eve. However, I feel my creative, more mischievous side says yes – let’s get busy!

So here comes the return of those cheeky elves – here to teach my #AlfieBear and #BetsyBoo to be good or else word will get back to the big man himself via the magic of Christmas…

Keep posted here on my blog to find out what they get up to or follow me on one of my social channels.

#TroubleIsBrewing #NaughtyElves #LetsGetBusy


Cat food for cookies! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ™ƒ

Saturday night at the movies… ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™ƒ
Must be all that talk at home of poo, bums and farts! Smelly Elves… ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Apparently there is no party like an ‘Elfie’ party!! Happy 9th birthday Alfie! ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰
Cheeky Elves on top of my cupboards! But who doesn’t love a game of lava! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ‹
Honestly!! Whatever next… ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿงป
#ToiletHumour… ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜œ
Setting a great egg-ample as usual! Both complete yolkers scrambling that one together… ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš
I feel there pain!! Toasty? Hot chocolate and marshmallows? Where’s ours you #cheekyelves… ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿžโ˜•
Poor carrots – I’m sure they’re crying out ‘let me go, let me go’. Fancy roping in Olaf – do you want to build a snowman? Really!! #cheekyelves #naughtyelves #buildasnowman โ˜ƒ๏ธโ˜ƒ๏ธ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Back to their favourite hobby – playing with Poo-h!ย This time a game of Poo Bingo! From koala to T.Rex poo – a stinker of a game but one the kids would truly recommend for Christmas if you haven’t played it already… ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฉ
As if I haven’t got enough mess to clear up, last night they were busy making snow angels using up my flour! Non-gluten free to Betsy’s horror!! Thank you, Elves, for using the cheaper variety! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‡
Here’s some good advice at last!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ At least bubblegum is better than poo… ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™ƒ
A toilet of a Thursdayโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ฉ Very original lyrics Elves!! Let’s hope they don’t stick in young minds before school tomorrow!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšธ๐Ÿคฃ

Here’s a #fabfriday joke from the Elves!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Still on brand and all about the pooโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ™ƒ #cheekyelves #naughtyelves #stinkyelves
Trials and tribulations of the Christmas Elves! Think we will leave you naughty Elves for just a bit longer.. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ #naughtyelves #cheekyelves #bushtuckertrials
Well Elsa couldn’t let that one go could she?? Frozen Elves!! Let’s hope the cold doesn’t bother them anyway… ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃโ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‘#cheekyelves #naughtyelves #frozenelves

That’s not how you do the floss? Alfie and Betsy will have to teach you some #moves…๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿฆท #CheekyElves #NaughtyElves #AllTiedUp
A very sweet bath time! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ›€ #CheekyElves #SweetElves #TimeToMellow
I’m not sure that’s lemonade I want to be drinking! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿน #CheekyElves #NaughtyElves #MakingABuck
Toilet humour again!! This time having a roll of time on the stairs!! Run of the hallway! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿšฝ #cheekyelves #naughtyelves
Toys r us? Where’s Wally? Where’s my sofa gone? Good night Elves! Yippee…. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŽ‰ #cheekyelves #naughtyelves #tilnextyear