Return of those Elves…

A more modern festive tradition and one that I dread each year is the arrival of two naughty elves on the eve of the 1 December! My head tells me no more, forget it – leave them in the cupboard called the ‘North Pole’ where they return each year on Christmas Eve. However, I feel my creative, more mischievous side says yes – let’s get busy!

So here comes the return of those cheeky elves – here to teach my #AlfieBear and #BetsyBoo to be good or else word will get back to the big man himself via the magic of Christmas…

Keep posted here on my blog to find out what they get up to or follow me on one of my social channels.

#TroubleIsBrewing #NaughtyElves #LetsGetBusy

Cat food for cookies! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜»πŸ™ƒ

Saturday night at the movies… πŸŽ₯πŸ˜πŸ™ƒ
Must be all that talk at home of poo, bums and farts! Smelly Elves… πŸ™ƒπŸ’©πŸ˜­
Apparently there is no party like an ‘Elfie’ party!! Happy 9th birthday Alfie! πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰
Cheeky Elves on top of my cupboards! But who doesn’t love a game of lava! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸŒ‹
Honestly!! Whatever next… πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ’©πŸ˜­πŸš½πŸ§»
#ToiletHumour… πŸ˜‚πŸš½πŸ€£πŸ’©πŸ˜œ
Setting a great egg-ample as usual! Both complete yolkers scrambling that one together… πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ™ƒπŸ₯šπŸ₯š
I feel there pain!! Toasty? Hot chocolate and marshmallows? Where’s ours you #cheekyelves… πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸžβ˜•
Poor carrots – I’m sure they’re crying out ‘let me go, let me go’. Fancy roping in Olaf – do you want to build a snowman? Really!! #cheekyelves #naughtyelves #buildasnowman β˜ƒοΈβ˜ƒοΈπŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
Back to their favourite hobby – playing with Poo-h! This time a game of Poo Bingo! From koala to T.Rex poo – a stinker of a game but one the kids would truly recommend for Christmas if you haven’t played it already…
As if I haven’t got enough mess to clear up, last night they were busy making snow angels using up my flour! Non-gluten free to Betsy’s horror!! Thank you, Elves, for using the cheaper variety!
Here’s some good advice at last!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ At least bubblegum is better than poo… πŸ’©πŸ˜πŸ™ƒ
A toilet of a Thursday…. πŸ˜‚πŸš½πŸ€£πŸ’© Very original lyrics Elves!! Let’s hope they don’t stick in young minds before school tomorrow!! πŸ˜‚πŸšΈπŸ€£

Here’s a #fabfriday joke from the Elves!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Still on brand and all about the poo… πŸ’©πŸ™ƒ #cheekyelves #naughtyelves #stinkyelves
Trials and tribulations of the Christmas Elves! Think we will leave you naughty Elves for just a bit longer.. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ•·οΈπŸ›πŸ•ΈοΈ #naughtyelves #cheekyelves #bushtuckertrials
Well Elsa couldn’t let that one go could she?? Frozen Elves!! Let’s hope the cold doesn’t bother them anyway… πŸ˜‚πŸ€£β„οΈπŸ‘#cheekyelves #naughtyelves #frozenelves

Toilet humour again!! This time having a roll of time on the stairs!! Run of the hallway! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸš½ #cheekyelves #naughtyelves
Toys r us? Where’s Wally? Where’s my sofa gone? Good night Elves! Yippee…. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸŽ‰ #cheekyelves #naughtyelves #tilnextyear