Not those Elves Again…

Why, oh why, oh why do I do this! Every year I dread the start of December when those cheeky elves return to wreck with my house, time and mind – just to teach my #AlfieBear and #BetsyBoo to be good or else word will get back to the big man himself via the magic of Christmas…

Keep posted here on my blog to find out what they get up to or follow me on one of my social channels. And if you need any help or just some inspiration, here’s what those cheeky elves have got up to over the last TWO years! Please let this year #BeTheLast!

#TroubleIsBrewing #NaughtyElves #LetsGetBusy

Look who’s arrived again! 🙄😱😭 Delay all day maybe due to being confused with Amazon? Either that or they’ve just been left outside all day! Don’t get Prime with these two! #ThankGod 🤣
#LetTheFunBegin #FunAndGames #NaughtyElvesAgain 😍🎄🧑‍🎄
Really? Are you that silly elves? BORING!! 😂 I agree with the sentiment though! 💻👀
#SillyElves #YouTubeLovers #ScreenTime
Now no one wants to see a full mooney at breakfast!! Honestly elves, you wouldn’t last a minute at school! 🙃🌚🌛🤣😂☕#LifeLessons #ItsAMooney #CheekyElves
Eggcellent elves!! Sounds like one of Alfie’s yolks… 🤣😭😂🥚🥚#LotsOfLaughs #cheekyelves #eggstatic
Fizz, pop, bang! 🎉 Happy birthday Alfie from those #cheekyelves! 🥳 I really hope those cola bottles weren’t produced using elves wind! #elvesandbums 🤣😂 #sweetsforbreakfast #magicalbirthdays
I think there’s still a storn brewing!! Always in our house hold – Daddy and Boo being the worst! Watch out elves it’s squeaky bum time!! 😂🤣👀 #windytimesahead #bottomburps #smellyoulater
Some much needed #love after a busy weekend! 🤗 I’m not sure I love you elves from my head to my toes… More like a pain in my derrière! 🤣😂 #ElvesWrappedUp #HeadsShouldersKneedsAndToes
Those elves literally have heads like sieves!! 😂😭🤣
#CheekyElves #SievesForBrains #CantBeSantasHelpers 🥳🎄🎅🙏
In a while Croc’s!! 🤣🐊😂 Does that mean it’s see you later elves?? 🤞 #TimesUp #CrocsAreUs #LetsBeHavingYou Croc’s 👀😭
May need an upgrade on those elves – not sure they understand modern technology! 🙃 😭 Don’t think you’ll be doing much YouTubing again on those things! 😂👀🤣
OMG elves, really? 😂🤣 I’ll wrap that up next time for you in your lunch box!
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#cheekyelves #bunsorbums #LoveAWrapPersonally
Naughty, naughty – very naughty! The elves are on strike due to bad behaviour from Alfie & Betsy over the weekend! Both given a red card… #naughtyalf #naughtybetsy #nonaughtyelves 🙃😭🟨
Not sure you two are my ‘cup of tea’ either! Welcome back elves…
🫣🫖😭🤣 #ElvesAreBack #BeGoodPlease
The term ‘Grinchy’ never applies with you elves! You’re always in full supply of that Christmas Spirit!
🎄🎅#Joyful #SillyElves #MerryGrinchmas
Not sure about your #SweetmasTree – lacks a bit of candy canes and syrup! Staple ingredient’s for an elf!
😂🍬🤣 #ElvesAbout #MischiefMakers #SweetsForMySweets
Alfie and Betsy wondered where their undies had gone this morning for school! Good job they had spares… 😂🫛🫛🤣 #SillyElves #CheekyElves #SmellyElves
Not sure Wilby would be interested even if it was a real mouse elves!! He’d rather sniff out dreamies! Fun to watch Alfie and Betsy pluck up the courage to find out what you caught though… 🤣🐭😂
Get out of my washing you cheeky eleves! Stuck in a boobie trap?! Honestly eleves, whatever next! #CheekyElves #UpToNoGood #BrasAreUs 🤣🙃😭😂
These eleves never seem to get bored of toilet humour! Roll onto next year eleves, love your toilet trash!
🤣🚽🧻😂 #LotsOfLaughs #cheekyelves #ToiletTrash
Oh no, not a day with you two elves – especially riding #shotgun! Not sure I’d be able to park a sleigh in Farnham don’t you know! 🤣😭🛷😂 #OutAndAbout #ElvesRidingSolo #HomeTomorrow
So that’s a wrap! Until next year elves? Really? Again? We’ll see about that!! 😂😭🙃🤣 Merry Christmas everyone and here’s to a happy and elfie 2025!! 🤣🎉
#SeeYa #ElvesOf2024